If you want to know
where your heart is, look where
your mind goes when it wanders. ♥
Hey lovely, im Sabrina and I'm always here for anyone.
This how you keep her (via all—0ur—bruised—b0dies)
This might as well be for the guys too, so ladies don’t take your boyfriend for granted, make them feel loved as well.
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.
This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone
I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.
am I the only one who looks at every grape before I eat it
y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple
LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS